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I love you and I hope your day is going well.
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deb-ultimatefangirloftheuniverse:
Number one rule of Tumblr:
ALWAYS REBLOG THE DARN CREATOR IF HE IS ON YOUR DASHBOARD.
If you don’t, get off Tumblr. Now.
woop woop party time up in here yo.
He looks like that guy off of glee in the wheel chair.
did someone really just say he looks like kevin mchale
Omg it’s my birthday too!
//YOU ARE MY HERO!! Happy birthday bro!(:
behold the god of tumblr I BOW TO THEE! happy birthday
happy birthday dude!
HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO OUR DADDY YAY
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“When Beethoven passed away, he was buried in a churchyard. A couple days later, the town drunk was walking through the cemetery and heard some strange noise coming from the area where Beethoven was buried. Terrified, the drunk ran and got the priest to come and listen to it. The priest bent close to the grave and heard some faint, unrecognizable music coming from the grave. Frightened, the priest ran and got the town magistrate. When the magistrate arrived, he bent his ear to the grave, listened for a moment, and said, “Ah, yes, that’s Beethoven’s Ninth Symphony, being played backwards.” He listened a while longer, and said, “There’s the Eighth Symphony, and it’s backwards, too. Most puzzling.” So the magistrate kept listening; “There’s the Seventh… the Sixth… the Fifth…” Suddenly the realization of what was happening dawned on the magistrate; he stood up and announced to the crowd that had gathered in the cemetery, “My fellow citizens, there’s nothing to worry about. It’s just Beethoven decomposing.”
oh my god
BEST JOKE.
THIS JOKE SHALL BE TOLD FOREVER
SCREAMS
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHH.
HEEEHEE I LOVE SILLY MUSIC JOKES
NERD JOKE!
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The truth about girls:
Girls don’t like boys, girls like fanfiction, food and middle aged celebrities.
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YEAH FUCK YOU
Okay. No.
The funny thing about this is that her breakup songs garner infinitely more attention than the non-breakup songs.
After all, it’s not quite so easy to ignore the fact that an artist releases a song as a single where it contains a line that says, “That’s fine, I’ll tell mine you’re gay,” and receives such a negative response as a result that she changes the line and re-issues it as an attempt to cover her ass and be like SRY GAYS I MEAN GUYS JK LOLOLOL I SUPPORT U
It’s also difficult to ignore the fact that she released two versions of Forever and Always, with the first version being fast and assaulting, where the second version released was accompanied solely by a piano and making her paint herself as the victim. Again.
Or the fact that she fucking remixed You’re Not Sorry to help promote her episode of CSI.
Or the fact that, without naming names, she says Camilla Belle is “better known for the things that she does on the mattress.”
For being a very popular 23-year-old idol to many impressionable girls, she is not setting a positive example for them.
So, let me say this once and only once: The number of her breakup songs doesn’t mean a thing; it’s their influence and the way she presents herself in accordance with them that truly causes her to garner such a powerfully negative air with regards to them. The content of the music is where the negativity is spawned, and just because she has almost twice as many non-breakup songs to breakup songs in her catalog doesn’t mean a damned thing, and not to mention that some of her non-breakup songs are just as bad.
Like Mean, for instance. “All you are is mean, and a liar, and pathetic, and alone in life and mean.”
Or You Belong With Me. “She wears short skirts, I wear t-shirts.” So, what, it’s wrong for a girl to wear short skirts if she wants to? That automatically makes her a target?
Or, how about Stay Stay Stay. Let’s look at the fucking opening lines— “I’m pretty sure we almost broke up last night; I threw my phone across the room at you.”
Way to go, Taylor. Even though that’s not a breakup song, you’re still doing a hell of a job conveying a positive message to your impressionable listeners.
But then again, what do I know. I mean, it’s not like I have listened to every single song she has ever commercially released since the beginning. It’s not like I’m familiar with all of her content. It’s not like I have a single goddamned clue as to what I’m talking about.
Don’t you ever fucking tell me that just because she has less breakup songs than non-breakup songs that that somehow makes the things she does somehow okay or better.
the amount of stupidity in that response is appalling.
Really? Well then, perhaps you’d care to educate me. After all, your rebuttal is most compelling; I’d like an expansion upon it, if you please. It shouldn’t be much of a chore for someone like you.
I’d love to.
1) the whole “That’s fine I’ll tell mine you’re gay” wasn’t meant as an insult against gays. Its literally saying, “I’ll tell my friends youre gay so thats why we broke up. you tell your friends a lie, and I’ll tell mine a lie” That lyric was written when she was 16, and SHE changed it before it became a single. youre 24 years old, think back to when you were 16. Did you ever say something you didnt mean, and then later took it back? exactly.
2) She released two versions of Forever and Always, youre right. You pulled the part about making it slower to paint herself as being victimized, straight out of your ass. It’s a more emotional portrayal of the song. That song was written right before the album released, taking a spot of a different song that was meant to be on it. she later went back and made it more emotional. I’m not quite sure how that paints her as a victim. that song wasnt even a single, and wasnt even on the normal edition of the album.
3) Have you ever thought that MAYBE just MAYBE the directors and producers of CSI wanted her to remix it? she never released the remixed version, it was never on an album.
4) the fact that she has said ‘shes better known for the things that she does on the mattress” is FAR better than half of the crap thats on the radios now. not to mention, BTR wasnt a single.
5) I guess she’s not supposed to stand up for herself in Mean. Just let others (like you) knock her down.
6) OH. MY. FUCKING. GOD. its people like you that make me want to rip my hair out. Have you noticed that Taylor never once said it was bad to wear shorts skirts? or that its better to wear sneakers? shes simply pointing out the differences between herself and this girl. Taylor has always been on the bleachers, hidden from this boy, whereas the girl is popular, has friends, is a cheerleader. she never said this girl is a slut, whore, not good for him, NEVER. she pointed out the fucking differences.
7) Stay Stay Stay. your argument in this is just ridiculous. its a silly song. sorry, I forgot that thats just way too negative for people to hear. lets change the radio station to play “‘cause I may be bad but I’m perfectly good at it, sex in the air I don’t care I love the smell of it, sticks and stones may break my bones but chains and whips excite me”
8) youre right. “what do you know?” Nothing. You said yourself, you havent listened to her songs.
9) I can tell you, from personal experience, I’ve been listening to Taylor Swift since I was 12 years old. She has shaped me in ways that my parents or friends never could. Because people havent always been there for me, but music always has. so you can take your anti taylor swift opinion and shove it up your ass.
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my self esteem is fucked up, my face is fucked up, my body is fucked up, my emotions are fucked up, my personality is fucked up, i’m so fucking fucked up
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- REASONS I DIDN'T REPLY TO YOU:
- I was going to answer you but I got distracted by something and forgot
- My inbox fucked up and ate the message
- I have nothing else interesting to say
- I suck at socialising and don't know how to reply
- I get a lot of messages and it takes a while to get through them
- NOT REASONS I DIDN'T REPLY TO YOU:
- I hate you and never want to see you again
Let’s make Chris Colfer’s ass the most reblogged picture on Tumblr.
“Challenge accepted!” — everyone
omg this is still going
IT’S A RULE TO REBLOG EVERY TIME IT SHOWS UP ON YOUR DASH.
i’m not even gay, but dayyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyum boy!
lost count of the times i’ve reblogged this
OMFG, does the same thing to me EVERYTIME. xD
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